Let’s Rock!

All right, sweethearts, you’re a team and there’s nothin’ to worry about.  We come here, and we gonna conquer, and we gonna kick some, is that understood?  That’s what we gonna do, sweethearts, we are going to go and get some.  All right, people, on the ready line!  Are ya lean?
Yea!
Are ya mean?
Yea!
WHAT ARE YOU?
Lean and mean!

Well, we spoke with Rebecca’s doctor last night and all the medical folks and Rebecca and her support staff are in agreement that it’s time to have some babies. Rebecca is scheduled for a cesarean section this Thursday afternoon. In her doctor’s words, we’ve been batting a thousand thus far, so let’s go ahead and have some babies while we’re doing this well. We’ve canceled our internet service at home, otherwise Rebecca would have been making this post herself. This means her old email address is now defunct. We will not be responding anytime soon, but if you’d like to email Rebecca, please use her clan dillingham email address (reba@clandillingham.com) and she’ll get back to you as soon as possible. Please keep Rebecca, Gabe, and Zeke in your prayers.

-peace

Never A Dull Moment

Yesterday started off as a normal day at the maternal fetal specialist. The ultrasound tech was doing her thing, and then asked, “Are you sure Baby A (Gabriel) is on your left and B (Zeke) is on your right?” Having had about 100 ultrasounds at this point, I replied, “If there’s one thing I am sure of it is that A’s on the left and B’s on the right.” So, she studied her paperwork more closely and then notified me that the twins had swapped sides. If it hadn’t been for Zeke’s CCAM – the only distinguishing feature between Gabriel and Zeke — we would have been none the wiser to the twins repositioning. I mean, I knew my wild boys had been moving a lot, but I never expected a complete reversal. 

Rebecca's belly at 28 weeks with the twins.

Mommy @ 28 weeks. (The red dot on my belly is the tiny scar from the laser surgery.)

The ultrasound and biophysical profiles went fine. However, the differences in the boys’ weights are of growing concern. Zeke is currently 3 pounds, 3 ounces, which puts him in the 34 percentile for a typical 31-week gestation. But Gabriel is only 2 pounds, 10 ounces, putting him in the 11 percentile. Dr. Joy decided to do a non-stress test (NST), which monitors the babies’ heart beats and my uterus. The findings can help determine if all is still going well in the placental environment. Gabriel and Zeke were pretty uncooperative, bouncing around like crazy monkeys. But what the test did show was that I was having minor contractions toward the top of my uterus every 3-4 minutes — minor, yes, but consistent, patterned contractions nonetheless. And here I thought these pangs were just more cool karate kicks.

Therefore, Dr. Joy and company sent me over to maternity admissions, so that Dr. Stringer — my OB who just so happened to working at the hospital that day — could give me an internal exam to check out my cervix and an RN could continue my NST. Thankfully, my cervix hadn’t either dilated and effaced (thinned) — two telltale signs of labor. Dr. Stringer also opted to give me a fetal fibronectin test. The exam tests for a hormone that is only present in a woman’s body during labor. Kim, the wonderful midwife who brought Houston into the world, notified me that my test results were negative, explaining that this means there is a 97% chance I will NOT go into pre-term labor in the next two weeks. Kim passed along the good NST readings and fibronectin results to Dr. Stringer, who finally gave the okay to discharge me around 8:30 p.m., nearly seven hours after my arrival at the hospital for my weekly ultrasound.

 The twins at 31 weeks gestation.

Mommy at 31 weeks.

As it stands now, I will have ultrasounds, biophysical profiles and an NST every Monday and another NST every Thursday, and the babies’ weights will be measured in another two weeks. If at that time their weight discrepancy has increased, that will be evidence that my placenta is indeed pooping out and the twins will need to be taken by c-section. I’m 31 weeks now, so gestation then would be 33 weeks … not too shabby for my atypical pregnancy, but still premature.

You know how some weirdos have been rumored to have eaten the placenta (a.k.a. the afterbirth) once their child is born? Well, being that my bum placenta has caused Gabriel and Zeke a bunch of problems during this roller coaster of a pregnancy, Stephen and I are toying with the idea of stomping on my afterbirth, taking it to the shooting range and riddling it with bullets, and then letting a pack of wild dogs devour it. Like I said, it’s just an idea.

All Is Well

Just wanted to let y’all know that Friday’s ultrasound showed that all is well with both twins. Dr. Joy says that the “slight change” found in Zeke’s Doppler readings are back to normal. He explained that the reading earlier in the week could have been something as simple as him lying on his own cord. We’re just fortunate that all of my healthcare providers are so vigilant in making sure that these babies have the healthiest and longest gestation as possible. And the fact that they’d all rather be safe than sorry makes for a happy Clan Dillingham.

One more tidbit is that Zeke (the baby who was once “stuck”) has a bit more amniotic fluid than does Gabriel. The minimal discrepancy is totally normal for a twin pregnancy, the docs say, but isn’t that interesting how things change? Gabriel has plenty of room to move, though, ’cause both boys are kicking and karate-chopping up a storm!Â